Funny quotes for online dating
Melanie White What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?
The only difference is there aren’t many job interviews where you’ll wind up naked.
Doug Coupland Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?
Rita Rudner I’ve been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.
Wendy Liebman Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs.
This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
Unknown Saying I Love You in Funny Ways I was on a date with this really hot model. And if you like it, there may not be a second date. I made the mistake of telling my date a lie about myself, and she caught me — I didn’t think she’d actually demand to see the bat cave.
Alex Reed On the first date men worry about what they’re going to say while women worry about what they’re going to wear.
Sometimes it’s better to hold out and not kiss for a long time.
Jerry Seinfeld Date Night–It’s cheaper than marriage counseling.
Unknown Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.
No matter how your dates turn out, reading funny dating quotes can always keep your grounded and feel light-hearted.
Remember, there’s always a next time if it didn’t work out.
Scott Adams An online dating site for really old people called Carbon Dating. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again. Albert Einstein Honesty is the key to a relationship. Richard Jeni The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one.